♬♬小猴子!♪♪ ♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
熟悉的故事新的冒险 ♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪
♬♬小猴子!♪♪ ♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♬国王的权力掌握在他的手中 ♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪
当邪恶围绕他时，他会起来攻击他们 ♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪
告诉他们谁是猴子小子 ♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪
♬他的手杖在他的手中，他的朋友看着他的背后 ♪♪ His staff out in his grasp His friends watching his back ♪♪
因为他是小猴子!♪♪ ♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪
[唐先生]这是你需要了解的 [Mr. Tang] The thing you need to understand
关于古老的传说就是那个故事 about the old legends is that the story
永远不会结束。 is never finished.
也许已经无书可翻了， There may be no pages left to turn,
但总有更多的旅程。 but there is always more to The Journey.
(咯咯笑) [giggling]
【唐先生】从阴间而来， [Mr. Tang] Rising from the netherworld,
恶魔牛王进攻了。 the Demon Bull King attacked.
(咆哮) [growling]
(女人呜咽) [woman whimpering]
(所有尖叫) [all screaming]
[唐先生]没人能阻止他。 [Mr. Tang] No one could stop him.
没有人能抗拒。 No one could resist.
(普通员工) [grunts]
[唐先生]没有人，除了…… [Mr. Tang] No one, except...
传说中的孙悟空。 the legendary Monkey King.
(英雄音乐) [heroic music]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(大喊) [yells]
(叹息) [groans]
(大喊) [yells]
(大喊) [shouting]
(咆哮) [growling]
[唐先生]孙悟空用了他的魔法杖 [Mr. Tang]The Monkey King used his magical Staff
去捡附近的一座山。 to pick up a nearby mountain.
他把恶魔牛王困在了下面。 He trapped the Demon Bull King underneath it.
孙悟空用权杖封山 The Monkey King sealed the mountain with The Staff
没有别的生物能驾驭， that no other being could wield,
永远困住了恶魔牛王。 trapping the Demon Bull King forever.
随着战斗的胜利，孙悟空消失了， With the battle won, the Monkey King vanished,
再也不见了。 never to be seen again.
传说杖仍然躺在山顶上。 Legend says the staff still lies on top of that mountain.
唯一能让我们的世界免于毁灭的东西。 The one thing keeping our world from certain destruction.
随着恶魔牛王的离去， And with the Demon Bull King gone,
文明得以进入这座神奇的城市 civilization was able to advance into the amazing city
我们现在生活在。 we now live in.
(欢快的音乐) [upbeat music]
[唐先生]高雅文化的世界。 [Mr. Tang] A world of elegant cultures.
温柔，有爱心的人。 Gentle, loving people.
一个充斥着五星级美食的城市。 A city brimming with five star cuisine.
这一切都是因为孙悟空! And all because of the Monkey King!
(笑) [laughs]
太好吃了!孙悟空真酷! That's so good! Monkey King's so cool!
他太强壮了!和英俊的。 He's so strong! And handsome.
哦，MK，你以为你知道所有的孙悟空的故事。 Oh, MK. And you thought you knew all the Monkey King stories.
哦，但我知道! Oh, but I do!
我详细记录了他的一生 I got his whole life documented extensively
在这本未经授权的孙悟空自传中 in this unauthorized auto-biography of Monkey King.
由你真诚地书写和说明。 Written and illustrated by yours truly.
就像他是如何从石头中诞生的， [MK] Like how he was born from a stone,
住在瀑布后面 and lived behind a waterfall
和他可爱的小猴子朋友们。 with his sweet little baby monkey friends.
和. .和…哦! And.. And... Oh!
很高兴知道有人在听这些故事。 It's nice to know someone is taking in all these stories.
智慧之珠，从我的唇间滴落。 Pearls of wisdom, dripping from my lips.
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
好吧，你知道的。 Well, you know the deal.
一个故事，一碗免费的炸酱面。嗯? One story, one free bowl of jajangmien. Hm?
嗯?哦，对了，免费面条! Huh? Oh, right, free noodles!
是的，这就去! Yep, on it!
你认为一座山有多重? [MK] How heavy do you think a mountain is,
-与…相比，比如…无面条? -compared to, like... -Free noodles?
猪八戒家没人能白吃一顿! No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's!
我不是在做慈善，唐。 I'm not running a charity here, Tang.
猪八戒，我是用智慧付的钱。 Ah, but, Pigsy, I was paying with wisdom.
是吗?智慧不付房租，你个吃白食的! Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader!
——你!——(呜咽) -And you! -[whimpers]
你整个上午都在偷懒。 You've been slacking off all morning.
我有一打订单要发出去。 I've got a dozen orders that need to go out.
所以别偷懒了，收拾行李吧! So quit slacking and get packing!
是啊，我正要休息，所以… Yeah, I was about to take my break, so...
休息?休息? Break? Break?
战争没有间歇! There's no break in war!
我需要工人。 I need workers.
猪八戒面条大军的战士们! Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's noodles!
世界上最长的面条的故乡! Home of the world's longest noodles!
我还能怎么扩大我的业务 How else am I going to expand my business
进入敌方领土? into enemy territory?
你是说街对面吗? Uh, do you mean across the street?
我坚持我的说法。 I stand by my statement.
现在，快点! Now, hurry up!
(叹息) [sighs]
[唐先生咬牙切齿] [Mr. Tang chomping]
(颤抖) [shivering]
(Pigsy)嘿!你给我回来，你这个懦夫! [Pigsy] Hey! You get back here, you coward!
——(先生。唐:不，猪八戒!-我要我的钱! -[Mr. Tang] No, Pigsy! -[Pigsy] I want my money!
(发动机启动) [engine starts]
(令人振奋的音乐) [uplifting music]
(喊) [yelling]
【哼唱】 [humming]
[铁扇公主]感觉我已经等了很久 [Princess Iron Fan] It feels like I've waited
这一刻是永恒。 an eternity for this moment.
一切都准备好了吗? Is everything in order?
只是做最后的调整，妈妈。 Just making the final adjustments, Mother.
(喘息) [gasps]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
[铁扇公主]终于，过了这么久， [Princess Iron Fan] Finally, after all this time,
我们有办法举起孙悟空的传奇手杖。 we have the means to lift Monkey King's legendary staff.
(可)哇! [MK] Wow!
孙悟空的权杖! Monkey king's staff!
只要我们移走权杖我的爱就会得到回报。 My love will finally be returned once we remove the Staff.
嗯? Huh?
(普通员工) [grunts]
(尖叫) [screams]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
你这个傻瓜!你以为我们没试过吗? You fool! You think we didn't try that already?
这需要的可不止几个机器人 It's going to take more than a few robots
举起孙悟空的权杖。 to lift the Monkey King's Staff.
只有那些被认为值得的人才能使用它。 Only those deemed worthy can wield it.
但我，红袍儿子，设计了这个护手 But I, Red Son, have designed this gauntlet
让它屈从于我的意志。 to bend it to my will.
(喘息) [gasps]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
(spitzer先生) [snickering]
(的) [grunting]
(叮当) [clangs]
是的，我做到了! Yes, I did it!
(所有的欢呼) [all cheering]
什么! ?为什么什么都没发生? What!? Why isn't anything happening?
妈妈，你确定是这座山吗? Mother, are you sure this is the right mountain?
不。也许是另一座山 No. Maybe it was that other mountain
用魔法杖封住了我丈夫。 with the magical staff sealing away my husband.
嗯? Huh?
(声) [rumbling]
(激动人心的音乐) [thrilling music]
是的,妈妈。崛起!崛起! Yes, Mother. Rise! Rise!
(邪恶的笑) [evil laughter]
(咆哮) [snarling]
肉。骨头。我已经回到了人间。 Flesh. Bone. I have returned to the realm of the living.
不!嘘!走开! No! Shoo! Go away!
哦，恶魔牛王。我是多么想念你。 Oh, Demon Bull King. How I've missed you.
铁扇公主。岁月如梭。 Princess Iron Fan. The years have been kind.
你怎么把我救出来的? How did you free me?
其实是我，神父。我移动了权杖。 Actually, it was I, Father. I moved the Staff.
我学会了如何驾驭它，让它的力量，我的… I learned how to harness it, to make its power, my...
我们的力量。 our power.
(普通员工) [grunts]
太好了。 Excellent.
现在，我们一起，恶魔牛家族 Now, together, we, the Demon Bull family
会让世界陷入永恒的黑暗吗 will plunge the world into eternal darkness
(哽咽) [whimpering]
(尖叫) [squeals]
(尖叫) [screaming]
哦。 Ohh.
(跺) [stomps]
(紧张地笑)有人点了面条? [nervous chuckle] Someone ordered some noodles?
啊!放开我，你这个白痴! Ugh! Get off me, you idiot!
(可尖叫) [MK screams]
你知道你刚刚做了什么吗? [grunts] Do you know what you just did?
你毁了我的美好时光! You ruined my moment!
(跺) [stomps]
一个小窃听器掉进了我们中间。 A little eavesdropper has fallen into our midst.
毁掉这么微不足道的东西似乎是种浪费 It seems a waste to crush something so insignificant
这是我作为新世界统治者的第一步，但就这样吧。 as my first act as ruler of this new world, but so be it.
等等,父亲! Wait, Father!
这是什么? What is this?
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
不要在这个农民身上浪费精力。 Waste not your energy on this peasant.
请允许我向你展示我有多强大 Please, allow me show you how powerful I have become
你不在的时候! in your absence!
如你所愿。 As you wish.
也许我可以利用这个机会离开。 Maybe I can use this chance to get away.
在某些方面……——(喘息) -In some ways... -[gasps]
．．．你真幸运，面条小子。 ...you're a very fortunate, noodle boy.
没有多少昆虫能幸运地被消灭 Not many insects are lucky enough to be stamped out
-恶魔牛家族!——孙悟空的权杖。 -by the Demon Bull Family! -Monkey King's Staff.
你在听我说话吗? [Red Son] Are you even listening to me?
我，红儿子，不会被不尊重的! I, Red Son, will not be disrespected!
你的历史! You're History!
(尖叫) [yelping]
(呻吟)没门! [groans] No way!
你怎么可能举起孙悟空的权杖? How could you possibly lift Monkey King's Staff?
这是不可能的。 This is impossible.
(咆哮) [snarling]
啊!我不知道这是怎么回事， Ah! I don't know what's going on here,
但我要结束这一切! but I'm about to end it!
那根手杖是我的! That staff is mine!
(低声呻吟) [whimpers]
我应该在休息的! I'm supposed to be on my break!
(叹息) [groans]
-这不可能。——[红儿子尖叫] -This can't be. -[Red Son screams]
(普通员工) [grunts]
这比我想象的要爆炸性多了。 Uh, that was way more explosive than I expected.
退后! Stay back!
我不知道我是怎么做到的! I don't know how I'm doing this stuff!
那根权杖不属于你，小男孩。 That Staff doesn't belong to you, little boy.
把它交出来。 Hand it over.
毫米,不是吗? Mm, no?
好吧，那次我都没动! Okay, I didn't even move that time!
(尖叫) [yelping]
啊!他拿着魔杖逃不掉的。 Ugh! He can't escape with that Staff.
被遗忘了几个世纪，策划着我的复仇。 Centuries trapped in oblivion, plotting my revenge.
而这一切都被一个小小偷破坏了!? And all of it thwarted by a little thief!?
我要把他骨头上的肉扯下来! I will tear the flesh from his bones!
父亲，请允许我。我不会再让你失望了! Father, allow me. I won't fail you a second time!
注意不要这样。 See that you don't.
[恶魔牛王]我已经忍无可忍了。 [Demon Bull King] My patience is past its end.
当然，父亲! Of course, Father!
(袋子) [clanking]
(尖叫) [screaming]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
啊! Uhh!
好了，面条男，给我! All right, noodle boy, hand it over!
对不起，尊贵的顾客， I'm sorry valued customer,
你吃不到面条了。 you won't be getting your noodles.
[MK]见鬼。 [MK] Dang it.
好啊!随你的便。 Fine! Have it your way.
啊!你真吓人! Ah! You're really scary!
(尖叫) [screaming]
(的) [grunting]
你能不能下来，让我杀了你? Would you get down here, so I can kill you?
从来没有!噢! Never! Ow!
哇! Whoa!
哦，对不起! Aw, I'm sorry!
[笑] [laughing]
我想我跟丢了他。 I think I lost him.
(引擎溅射) [engine sputtering]
哦!加油，加油，加油，老女孩，你能行的! Ohh! Come on, come on, come on, old girl, you got this!
哦，别这样对我! Oh, don't do this to me!
哦,男人。 Oh, man.
猪八戒会杀了我。 Pigsy's gonna to kill me.
[红儿子笑] [Red Son laughing]
(尖叫) [screams]
抱歉，我真的需要借这个。再见! So sorry, I really need to borrow this. Bye!
哇!嘿，给我回来! Whoa! Hey, get back here!
——【缩放】-啊! -[zooming] -Whoa!
我来拿，你这个面条小子! I'm coming to get, you noodle boy!
[红儿子笑] [Red Son laughing]
[窃笑]再见! [snickers] See ya!
你逃不掉的! You're not getting away from me that easy!
(放大) [zooming]
你流氓! You Hoodlum!
来吧!你从哪弄来的? Come on! Where'd you get that!?
什么! ?你觉得我会开那些没有 What!? You think I'd drive anything that doesn't have
至少一个复变换? at least one complex transformation?
(爆破) [blasting]
哇。 Whoa.
唷!嗯?(可尖叫) Phew! Huh? [MK screams]
(继续尖叫) [screaming continues]
你在开玩笑吧! You've gotta be kidding me!
(尖叫) [screaming]
(崩溃) [crashes]
(大声砰) [loud thud]
面条的男孩! Noodle boy!
等我找到你，我会把你打成碎片! When I find you, I'm gonna bust you into little bits!
钉! Nailed it!
梅!——(笑声) -Mei! -[giggles]
那是一场激烈的捉人游戏。 That was an intense game of tag.
你们看起来玩得很开心， You guys looked like you were having so much fun,
我也想加入! I wanted to join in, too!
事实上，我刚才差点就死了。 Actually, I almost died back there.
但你没有! But you didn't!
所以让我们来庆祝一下…… So let's celebrate with a round of...
Mech猴子! Monkey Mech!
你也应该邀请你的新朋友。 You should invite your new edgy friend, too.
是的，他想杀了我。 Yeah, he was trying to kill me.
那样的话，他住在哪里? Well, in that case, where does he live?
可!你在哪儿，你这混球! MK! Where are you, you punk!
你介意告诉我为什么有个笨蛋走了吗 You mind telling me why some bozo left
猪八戒的零星评价? a zero star review on Pigsy's Noodles?
哦。是啊，所以… Oh. Uhh, yeah, so, uh...
这是我认为发生的事情…… Here's what I think happened with that...
哇，零颗星星!恭喜! Whoa, zero stars! Congrats!
总比什么都没有好，对吧? That's better than nothing, Right?
-不是这样的，梅!——(咯咯笑) -That's not how it works, Mei! -[giggling]
而你，我… And you, I...
他去哪儿了? Where'd he go?
唐先生! [MK] Mr. Tang!
嘿，嘿! [Pigsy] Hey, hey!
我要骂你的时候你别跑! Don't you run away when I'm trying to scold you!
回来…… Get back...
嗯… Hmm...
哇哇哇,男人!又不是! Aww, man! Not again!
(呼呼) [whirring]
(袋子) [clanking]
(电力噼啪声) [electricity crackling]
这样就差不多了。 And that should about do it.
这是……重。 It's... heavy.
那是因为它还没通电。然而。 Uh, that's because it's not powered up. Yet.
这套衣服可以吸收能量来产生能量。 The suit absorbs energy to create energy.
还有什么比魔法杖更好的来源呢 And what better source than the magic Staff
这让你一直处于地下。 that kept you underground.
你是说你丢失的权杖吗? You mean the Staff that you lost?
啊,是的。是那个卖面条的男孩! Ah, yeah. It was the noodle boy!
-我…——[铁扇公主笑] -I... -[Princess Iron Fan laughing]
别跟他开玩笑了，亲爱的。 Oh, don't toy with him, my love.
我们会拿回来的。 We will get it back.
我让克隆牛在全城搜寻。 I have bull clone scouring the city.
这只是时间问题。 It's only a matter of time.
在我们等待的时候，炉子可以转化 And while we wait, the furnace can convert
其他东西转化成能量。 other things into energy.
(咆哮) [growling]
越是稀有的物品， The more rare the item,
天父就会变得更强大。 the more powerful Father will become.
一旦我们有了权杖，他就势不可挡了! And once we have that staff, he will be unstoppable!
现在去找稀有而昂贵的东西。 Now to find something rare and expensive.
能给我应得的权力的东西。 Something that will give me the power I deserve.
唐先生! Mr. Tang!
毫米吗?——啊! -Mm? -Ah!
记住你今天早上给我讲的故事 Remember the story you told me this morning
恶魔牛王的事? about the Demon Bull King?
啊!它在哪里?它在哪里?它在哪里? Ah! Where is it? Where is it? Where is it??
啊!它在那儿!恶魔牛王! Ah! There it is! The Demon Bull King!
看到了吗? See?
啊,孩子! Ugh, kid!
你在对我做什么 What are you doing to me--
是吗?(并) Yes? [slurps]
-他怎么样?-哦,小猪。 -What about him? -Oh, Piggy.
恶魔牛王回来了! The Demon Bull King is back!
传说是真的! The Legend is real!
孙悟空的权杖被拿走了! The Monkey King's Staff is removed!
我们得找到他。 We have to find him.
这是拯救所有人的唯一办法 It's the only way to save everyone
在世界毁灭之前。 before the world is destroy.
啊。男孩,放松。 Ugh. Boy, relax.
你在我的汤里被唾弃了。 You're getting spittle in my soup.
再说，你有妄想症。这只是一个故事。 Besides, you're delusional. It's just a story.
妄想,嗯? Delusional, huh?
你认为这是妄想吗? Would you call THIS delusional!?
MK，你找到了一根棍子。 Wow, MK, you found a stick.
不!这是孙悟空的权杖! No! It's Monkey King's Staff!
(所有的笑) [all laugh]
你没在听!恶魔牛王就在外面! You aren't listening! Demon Bull King is out there!
我们得把权杖还给孙悟空! We have to get this Staff back to the Monkey King!
这是货真价实的!我会证明的! It's the real deal! I'll prove it!
噢,是吗?如何? Oh, yeah? How?
喔… Uhh...
哦，美猴王的权杖! Ooh, Monkey King's Staff!
我一直都知道! I knew it all along!
只有他才能使用的传奇武器 The legendary weapon that only he could wield
封印邪恶! to seal away evil!
等等，你怎么会有这个? Wait a minute, why do you have it?
好吧，我咬你。 All right, I'll bite.
如果员工在这里 If the staff is here,
那恶魔朋克现在在哪? then where is the demon punk now?
他在一家鞋店。 He's at a shoe store.
怎么啦？ What?
这最好不是另一个 This had better not be another one
-你的小狗视频，梅。- - - - - -[笑] -of your puppy videos, Mei. -[chuckles]
总有时间给小狗拍视频的。 There's always time for a puppy video.
但是,没有。 But, no.
看看什么开始流行了。# DemonBullKing。 Look what just started trending. #DemonBullKing.
[红儿子清喉咙] [Red Son clears throat]
我们是来买耶尔扎布新鞋的。 We're here for the new Yeelzabub shoes.
是的。你和其他人。 Yeah. You and everyone else.
到队伍的后面去。 Head to the back of the line.
是的,是的! Yeah, yes!
你知道他是谁吗? Do you know who he is?
你在跟DBK说话! That's the DBK you're talking to!
哦,是的。那很酷。 Oh, yeah. That's cool.
你为什么不告诉排在后面的人呢? Why don't you tell the people at the back of the line?
我是恶魔牛王， I am Demon Bull King,
地狱之灾， scourge of the netherworld,
我要带走这双鞋 and I will be taking those shoes.
哦!你还得排队。 Uh! You still have to wait in line.
我很抱歉? I'm sorry?
你会的! You will be!
(喘息) [gasps]
(咆哮) [growling]
(叮叮声) [tinkling]
你知道什么比限量版更好吗? Do you know what's better than limited edition?
独一无二! One of a kind!
(邪恶的笑) [evil laughter]
(崩溃) [crashing]
(咆哮) [growling]
(咆哮继续) [growling continues]
[笑] [laughing]
是的!随着每一件物品的吸收，我的家庭离成功又近了一步 Yes! With every item absorbed, my family comes one step closer
为了完全的统治! to total domination!
一旦我们拿到了孙悟空的权杖， Once we get the Monkey King's Staff,
我们势不可挡! we will be unstoppable!
嗯，很紧! Eh, Very tight!
Pigsy !看路! Pigsy! Watch where you're going!
你会杀了我们的! You're going to kill us!
是啊!我们得去花果山 Yeah! We've got to get to Flower Fruit Mountain
不会在车祸中被碾死。 without getting smooshed in a car crash.
我们要做的就是开车穿过整个海洋。 All we need to do is drive through an entire ocean.
简单的!——(美)人! -Simple! -[Mei] Guys!
恶魔牛王去市中心了! Demon Bull King's moved on to downtown!
他毁了芝士茶摊! He's destroying the cheese tea stalls!
所以更有理由把这把权杖交给孙悟空。 [MK] All the more reason to get this Staff to Monkey King.
花果山。那是他唯一可能去的地方。 Flower Fruit Mountain. It's the only place he could be.
对吗，唐先生? Right, Mr. Tang?
嗯。确实。 Hmm. Indeed.
然而，花果山是隐藏的， However, Flower Fruit mountain is hidden away,
深入危险和未知的领域。 deep in dangerous and unknown territory.
所以，我想我们最好还是回去吧! So, I guess we better turn back!
-[紧张的笑]-[两者]什么? -[nervous laugh] -[both] What?
闭嘴，你这个大宝贝! Ah, shut it, ya big baby!
我认识一个人可以带我们去那里。 I know a guy that can take us there.
最危险的。致命的。 The most dangerous. Deadly.
是我见过的最愤怒的战士。 Rage-filled warrior I've ever known.
(制动尖叫) [brake screeching]
Pigsy桑迪。 [Pigsy] Sandy.
(门咯吱声) [door creaks]
(两个颤抖) [both quivering]
这让人难以接受。 That's a lot to take in.
你知道我会怎么对付扰乱治安的人吗? You know what I do to people who disrupt the peace?
给他们倒茶!你们要来点吗? Serve 'em tea! You guys want some?
你吗?那边那个人怎么样?是吗?是吗? You? How about that guy over there? Eh? Eh?
[唐先生]哦，是的![唐先生咯咯笑] [Mr. Tang] Oh, yes! [Mr. Tang giggles]
别介意我这么做! Don't mind if I do!
某些面馆老板可以从中学到很多东西 Certain noodle shop owners could learn a lot
因为你的好客，桑迪。 from your hospitality, Sandy.
你说得对，小猪，这家伙很危险! Oh, you're right, Piggy, this guy is dangerous!
他的可爱会把我们迷倒的! He'll kill us with cuteness!
这是我自己调制的抗压力水果。 It's my own blend of anti-stress fruits.
[桑迪]它真的能降低心率。 [Sandy] It really brings the heart rate down.
啊!桑迪?你怎么了? Ugh! Sandy? What happened to you?
愤怒的，咬玻璃的， Where's the angry, glass-chewing,
我以前认识一个会扔拳头的朋友!? fist-throwing buddy I used to know!?
我的心理医生说我真的需要冷静下来。 Oh, well, my therapist said I really needed to calm down.
所以我开始喝茶，做瑜伽。 That's why I started drinking tea, doing yoga.
投资治疗猫。真的有帮助。 Investing in therapy cats. Really helps.
哦，不是吗，莫?[笑] Aw, don't you, Mo? [chuckles]
哦，桑迪先生，先生?我们真的需要你的帮助。 Oh, Mister Sandy, sir? We could really use your help.
我们得去花果山。 We've gotta get to Flower Fruit Mountain.
好吗?世界的命运危在旦夕。 Please? The fate of the world is at stake.
-好的。-真的? -Okay. -Really?
为猪八戒做什么都行。 Anything for Pigsy.
我可以带你去，但这不是一段愉快的旅程。 I can get you there, but it ain't a pleasant trip.
-是的，是的，是的!——(美窃笑) -Yes, yes, yes! -[Mei snickering]
-好的!我们行动起来吧。-哇! -All right! Let's get moving. -Whoo!
但我现在告诉你，老朋友，如果事态恶化， But I'm telling you now, old friend, if things get hairy,
我已经改变, I've changed,
我不会再到处找茬了。 I don't go round picking fights no more.
——(普通员工)(! -[grunts] -Mo!
启动发射程序! Initiate the launch sequence!
(喵喵) [meows]
发射序列? Launch sequence?
(喵喵) [meowing]
(闹钟刺耳) [alarm blaring]
——(mas)——(呜咽) -[rumbles] -[whimpers]
继续前进，去花果山! Onwards, to Flower Fruit Mountain!
[MK]哦，耶! [MK] Oh, yeah!
嗯… Hmm...
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
(普通员工) [grunts]
怎么啦？你让他们跑了? What? You let them get away?
所以你的计划没有"按计划进行"对吧? Oh, so your plan didn't go "according to plan," hmm?
别担心，我亲爱的没用的孩子。 Oh, don't worry, my sweet, useless boy.
妈妈去拿权杖。 Mother will get the Staff.
我不会让任何人阻止我们的。 I'm not about to let anyone stop us.
这次不会了。 Not this time.
(平静的音乐) [calm music]
站住，邪恶的怪物，我必须挫败你! Halt, evil monster, I must thwart thee!
因为我是……孙悟空……啊! For I am... the Monkey King... Ugh!
(砰砰声) [thuds]
哇!太棒了! Whoo! That was awesome!
啊!对不起,美! Ahh! Sorry, Mei!
(的) [grunting]
(呻吟)哦… [groans] Oh...
嗯? Huh?
我们在这里!花果山! We're here! Flower Fruit Mountain!
(大喊) [yells]
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
(溅) [splashes]
嗯? Huh?
(可)哇! [MK] Whoa!
欢迎来到火焰山，伙计们! Welcome to the flaming mountains, gang!
火山环围绕着这座山 A volcanic ring surrounds the mountain
让它几乎无法通行。 making it virtually impassable.
[桑迪]这是唯一安全的路。 [Sandy] This path is the only safe way through.
这是船能到的最远距离了。 That's as close as the boat can get.
只是…小心些而已。 Just... be careful.
笨桑迪，笨唐， Stupid Sandy, stupid Tang,
舒适地呆在他们的破船上。 staying cozy in their stupid boat.
我到底做了什么，该死的，面条之神? What did I do to deserve this, noodle gods?
(欢呼) [shouts]
小心,小猪。Yhee ! Careful, Piggy. Yhee!
你一定想知道为什么孙悟空决定 You gotta wonder why Monkey King decided
偏偏住在这里。 to live here of all places.
-[喘气]你知道的，当孙悟空 -[gasps] -You know, when Monkey King
必须穿过火焰山， had to get through the flaming mountains,
他其实是用铁扇公主的扇子吹的。 he actually used Princess Iron Fan's Fan to blow.
[铁扇公主笑] [Princess Iron Fan laughing]
好吧，好吧，好吧。你不是美猴王的小粉丝吗? Well, well, well. Aren't you a little monkey king fanboy?
(火焰咆哮) [flames roaring]
(叹息) [groans]
的孩子啊!每个人都好吗? Kids! Everyone okay?
[铁扇公主窃笑] [Princess Iron Fan snickers]
我现在就去拿魔杖。 I'll be taking that Staff now.
这是孙悟空的。 This belongs to the monkey king.
我不会让你拿走的! There's no way I'm letting you take it!
[铁扇公主]哦，你只是个吃面条的小男孩 [Princess Iron Fan] Oh, you're just a little noodle boy
扮演英雄。 playing at being a hero.
抱歉让你失望了。 Sorry to disappoint.
游戏时间结束了。 Playtime is over.
的孩子!不!——(大叫) -Kid! No! -[yells]
怎么啦？ What?
(spitzer先生) [snickering]
(尖叫) [screaming]
不!可!(普通员工) No! MK! [grunts]
梅!我们得走了! Mei! We've got to go!
对不起,孩子。 Sorry, kid.
[铁扇公主笑] [Princess Iron Fan laughing]
终于!我爱人的全部力量将被释放! At last! The full power of my beloved will be unleashed!
(雷声隆隆) [thunder rumbling]
他不可能走了。他不能。 [Pigsy] He can't be gone. He can't.
[桑迪]对不起，猪八哥。 [Sandy] I'm sorry, Pigsy.
[唐先生]我们什么也做不了。 [Mr. Tang] There was nothing we could do.
“什么”?“没什么!” "Nothing"? "Nothing!"
我本可以做点什么!我可以当…… I could'a done something! I could'a...
我应该保护MK的。 I should've protected MK.
[叹气][猪猪]结束了。 [sighs] [Pigsy] It's over.
[唐先生]还没完呢。 [Mr. Tang] It's not over.
我们帮不了MK。 We can't help MK.
但我们可以确保不再有生命损失， But we can make sure no more lives are lost,
确保他的牺牲没有白费。 make sure his sacrifice wasn't in vain.
[美]总得有人去战斗。 [Mei] Someone has to fight.
美吗?-[哭泣] -Mei? -[sobs]
那个恶魔恶霸要…… That Demon Bully is going to...
支付存款人。——(雷声隆隆地) -pay. -[thunder rumbles]
那我们还在等什么? Then what are we waiting for?
我们去阻止坏人吧! Let's go stop some bad guys!
嗯… Hmm...
-[电噼啪声]-[叮当声] -[electricity crackling] -[clinks]
(悬疑的音乐) [suspenseful music]
(的) [grunting]
(大喊) [yells]
(爆炸) [blasts]
——(呻吟)嗯? -[groaning] -Hm?
(喘息) [gasps]
[可]啊!不!等等!不! [MK] Ah! No! Wait! Don't!
(猴子肥肠) [monkeys chittering]
(喘气) [panting]
(雷声隆隆) [thunder rumbling]
嗯?哇。花果山。 Huh? Whoa. Flower Fruity Mountain.
-[咀嚼]-[MK咕哝] -[chomping] -[MK grunting]
(呻吟)嗯? [groans] Huh?
(梦幻的音乐) [dreamy music]
(铃声) [chimes]
(世行)) [yelps]
喂?喂? Hello? Hello?
喂? Hello?
喘息声哇。 [gasps] Whoa.
嘿，那是孙悟空。 Hey, that's the Monkey King.
(轻声)孙悟空。 [whispering voice] Sun Wu Kong.
(哽咽) [whimpering]
什么……发生什么事情了? What... What's happening?
我的眼睛怎么了? Ah, what's wrong with my eyes?
(低声呻吟) [whimpers]
[可]哇。 [MK] Whoa.
那是猴王从石头里生出来的! That's Monkey King being born from a stone!
当他从东方之龙那里拿到魔杖的时候! And when he got his Staff from the Dragon of the East!
[笑]哇! [chuckles] Whoa!
(尖叫) [yelping]
嗯? Huh?
孙悟空吗?嘿!等了! Monkey King? Hey! Wait up!
孙悟空!这真是…… Monkey King! It's really...
(呼应)孙悟空? [echoing] Monkey King?
(的) [grunting]
啊。我在想什么呢? Ugh. What was I thinking?
有那么一瞬间，我以为…… For a moment there, I thought...
[叹气]唐先生说得对。 [sighs] Mr. Tang was right,
我真的有妄想症。 I really am delusional.
吃晚饭吗?——(欢呼) -Sup? -[shouts]
是的，是的，是我，猴子…… Yes, yes, it is I, the Monkey...
[孙悟空呻吟] [Monkey King groaning]
它死了吗? Is it dead?
莫…孙悟空吗? Mo... Monkey King?
是的。独一无二的。 Yeah. The one and only.
那么，我的权杖呢? So, where's my Staff?
我很抱歉!我想把它带给你， I'm so sorry! I tried to bring it to you,
但铁扇公主来了，把它拿走了! but Princess Iron Fan came and took it!
她戴着这只手套，还有 She's got this glove and--
我知道，我知道。听着，我会坦白的。 I know, I know. Look, I'm gonna come clean.
我一直在观察你。 Um, I've been kinda watching you.
怎么啦？(喘息) What? [gasps]
(东欧) [squawks]
等等,什么?那是你!? Wait, what? That was you!?
哈!你脸上的表情!你是完美的! Ha! The look on your face! You're perfect!
完美的什么? Perfect for what?
…我的继任者。 To be... my successor.
你确定你是孙悟空吗? Uhh, are you sure you're the Monkey King?
你被关在这里太久了! You been cooped up in here way too long!
我觉得你脑子都糊涂了。 I think you're brain went mushed up.
听着,孩子。你打败了恶魔。你没有死。 Listen, kid. You fought demons. And you didn't die.
而你来到了这里。 And you made it here.
不是任何人都能举起我的手杖的。 Not just anyone can lift my Staff.
但你做到了。 But you did.
但是DBK呢? But what about DBK?
啐,哈!DBK怎么样?你能搞定的。 Pfft, ha! What about DBK? You can handle it.
(咀嚼)就当这是一次考验吧。 [munching] Consider it a trial.
但我……(叹息) But I... [sighs]
(叹息) [sighs]
听着，如果你能举起魔杖，你就可以用它。 Look, if you can lift the Staff, you can use it.
相信你自己。 Just believe in yourself.
哪怕是一点点也会有很大的不同。 Even a smidge makes all the difference.
你的权杖被夺走了。收回去吧。 The Staff was taken from you. Take it back.
好吧! All right!
(大喊) [yells]
-[雷声隆隆]-我该怎么回去? -[thunder rumbling] -How am I supposed to get back?
(叹息) [sighs]
-[猴子叽叽叫]-[金属叮当声] -[monkey chittering] -[metal clanking]
(猴子呜咽) [monkeys whimpering]
嗯? Huh?
哦,耶! Oh, yeah!
应该不会太难飞吧。 Uh, can't be too hard to fly.
适合八岁以上的孩子。 It's for ages eight and up.
[发动机启动] [engine powers up]
[可]Whoo-hoo ! [MK] Whoo-hoo!
(悬疑的音乐) [suspenseful music]
(咆哮) [growling]
(邪恶的笑) [evil laughter]
(喘息) [gasps]
(Pigsy喊叫) [Pigsy shouting]
(所有呜咽) [all whimpering]
(spitzer先生) [snickering]
[唐先生]哦，不，他们的秘密武器!桶! [Mr. Tang] Oh, no, their secret weapon! Barrels!
(喊) [yelling]
你们想当英雄，是吧? So, you wanna be heroes, huh?
让我告诉你英雄的下场。 Let me show you what happens to heroes.
啊!我受够了这些恶魔朋克… Ugh! I've had it up to here with these demon punks...
我来处理这个。 I'll handle this one.
(英雄音乐) [heroic music]
——(尖叫)可? -[screaming] -MK?
(哽咽) [whimpering]
(的) [grunting]
(尖叫) [screams]
哇! Whoa!
(崩溃) [crashes]
(呻吟) [groaning]
(喘息)孩子! [gasps] Kid!
可!哦，我的天哪! MK! Oh, my goodness!
我们看到你冲进了火里。 We saw you blast into the fire.
我…我还以为你会说，皮尤!啊! I... I thought you were all, like, pew! Ah!
但是…但你不是! But... But you're not!
你从哪弄来的飞机?已经是垃圾了。 Where'd you get a jet? Way to trash it already.
等等，孙悟空，你找到他了吗? Wait, Monkey King, did you find him?
是的。我做了! Yeah. I did!
那么，他在哪里? So, where is he?
他说我说了算。给我们。 He said it's up to me. To us.
好吧，这太扫兴了。 Well, that's anti-climactic.
(延续) [rumbles]
我们要怎么对抗它? And how are we meant to fight that?
我们相信自己。你打扫街道。 We believe in ourselves. You clean the streets.
我会阻止恶魔牛王的。 I'll stop the Demon Bull King.
(爆破) [blasting]
[可]。 [MK] Somehow.
是啊，这架喷气机可能真的很有用，对吧? Yeah, this Jet probably would'a been really useful, hey?
(哗啦啦地声音) [clatters]
(强烈的音乐) [intense music]
[MK喘着气]这行得通!! [MK gasps] That'll work!!
-去找他们，伙计。毫米! -Go get 'em, buddy. -Mm!
-[放大]-小贼回来了 -[zooming] -The little thief returns.
(可嘟哝) [MK grunting]
嗯…怎么啦？为什么一切又都是黄金? Uh... What? Why is everything gold again?
嗯… Hmm...
工作人员! The Staff!
(哽咽) [whimpering]
(可喊道) [MK yells]
(咆哮) [growling]
(惊醒) [thudding]
(邪恶的笑) [evil laughter]
现在这个世界真的是我的了! Now this world is truly mine!
(喵喵) [meows]
嗯?(叹息) Huh? [groans]
这是什么? [grunting] What is this!?
嗯?孙悟空吗? Huh? Monkey King?
(笑) [laughs]
[恶魔牛王大叫] [Demon Bull King shouting]
啊!错过了我!Wup ! Ugh! Missed me! Wup!
不!啊!在这里! Nope! Ahh! Over Here!
嗯? Huh?
好了，开始吧! Okay, here we go!
不。 No.
又不是! Not again!
够了! Enough!
(叹息) [groans]
你以为你能对抗我吗? You thought you could stand against me?
我是恶魔牛王! I am the Demon Bull King!
我不会让一个小贼从我手中夺走胜利! I will not let a little thief take victory from my grasp!
[欢快的音乐播放] [upbeat music plays]
[美猴王]相信你自己。 [Monkey King] Just believe in yourself.
哪怕是一点点也会有很大的不同。 Even a smidge makes all the difference.
[恶魔牛王笑] [Demon Bull King laughs]
[恶魔牛王]你也许拿着那老傻瓜的魔杖， [Demon Bull King] You might have that old fool's Staff,
但你不是孙悟空。 but you are not the Monkey King.
你是对的。我是猴子小子! You're right. I'm the Monkey Kid!
(袋子) [clanking]
(行动的音乐) [action music]
是你和你家人的时候了 It's time for you and your family
被绳之以法。 to be brought to justice.
猴王来了! Here comes Monkey Kid!
(喊) [yelling]
(老化) [creaking]
(普通员工)不可能的。 [grunts] Impossible.
只要你相信自己，没有什么是不可能的。 Nothing is impossible if you just believe in yourself.
别搞错了。 Make no mistake.
你刚被打爆了! You just got MK-O'd!
(红儿子咳嗽)你以为这就结束了吗? [Red Son coughs] You think this is over!?
还没完呢，笨蛋。 It isn't over, bozo.
你为什么不从那破机器里出来 Why don't you get out of that dorky mech
和我决斗，你这个懦夫? and fight me, you coward?
(哽咽) [whimpering]
我们知道自己什么时候被打败了。 We know when we've been bested.
但这不会是你最后一次见到我们，面条小子。 But this won't be the last you see of us, noodle boy.
(邪恶的笑) [evil laughter]
怎么啦？不!不公平! What? No! No fair!
得了吧，你不能在我就要赢的时候就跑掉! Come on, you can't just run away when I'm right about to win!
[美]可吗? [Mei] MK?
你完全打败了DBK ! You totally kicked DBK's butt!
没有我们，这个城市就完蛋了! Without us, this city'd be toast!
(笑)是的。 [chuckles] Yeah.
但是，你知道，我一个人是做不到的。 But, you know, I couldn't have done it on my own.
-[喘气]-你成功了，小家伙 -[gasps] -You did it, little man.
你现在基本上就是新的孙悟空了。 You're basically the new Monkey King now.
(笑)猴子小子，你不是说? [laughs] Monkey Kid, didn't you say?
哦!你做得很好，孩子。你做得很好! Ohh! You did good, kid. You did real good!
但是，现在怎么办? But, uh, what now?
这不是很明显吗? Isn't it obvious?
是的。 Yeah.
打倒更多的坏人! Bust up more bad guys!
或者我们去吃面条。 Or we go eat some noodles.
(孩子们)是啊! [kids] Yeah!
面条，面条，面条! Noodles, noodles, noodles!
[闭幕主题音乐] [closing theme music]